Rajnikant latest Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Rajnikant latest Status for Facebook Whatsapp

Rajinikanth’s first job was as a bus conductor. There were no survivors.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.

Rajinikanth’s house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.

If at first you don’t succeed, you’re not Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth is a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, as no one can hide from Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth proves Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performs an action, he simply eliminates anything and everything that can provide the reaction.

As a child when Rajinikanth had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Rajinikanth.

Rajinikanth knows what women really want.

Why did Superman and Batman visit Rajnikanth? Because it was Teacher's Day.

Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake.

Rajinikanth once ordered idli in McDonald's and got it.

Rajinikanth can eat dosa with chopsticks.

If Rajnikanth was born 100 years earlier, British would have fought to get independence from India.

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in another country via Bluetooth

Rajnikanth's next movie is called Twitter. He plays 140 characters.

Rajinikanth doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Whenever Rajnikanth makes an error, it's an invention