Funny Valentine’s Day Status Quotes for Facebook WhatsApp

Funny Valentine’s Day Status Quotes for Facebook WhatsApp

Valentine’s Day money-saving tip: Break up on Feb 13th, get back together on the 15th ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.

If you don't have a Valentine on Valentine's day; don't be sad. Most people don't have Aids on World Aids day as well... :p

Love is a grave mental disease.

If you‘re alone during Valentine’s day, it is priceless for you. Otherwise you would spend a few hundred dollars.

Valentine’s Day is for couples. All singles can enjoy themselves for rest of 364 days of the year.

Please remember that Valentine’s Day is a polite reminder that Christmas decorations must go down!

I need to fell in love, because I haven’t had any problems for a long time. Happy February 14th!

You’ve to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince on the horse.

Darling, will you be my player number 2?

To be happy with a man you have to understand him a lot and love me a little. While with the women it‘s vice versa: love them a lot and don‘t even try to understand them. Happy Valentine’s day!