Dhansu Status Jokes Msgs for Facebook Whatsapp
Sharma Ji Ki Party Mein Dinner Karte Hue Verma Ji Ke Paas Mrs Sharma Akar Boli.
“Bhaisaab, Aapne To Kuch Liya Hi Nahi”
Aur Ek Chicken Ka Leg-Piece Uthha Ke Unki Plate Mein Rakh Diya.
Party Khatam Hone Par Sharma Ji Ne Verma Ji Se Puchha.
“Khana Kaisa Tha?”
Verma Ji: “Dishes To Sabhi Badiya Thi, Par End Mein Bhabhi Ji Ne Jo Taang Utha Ke Di, Maza Aa Gaya“
Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki
Pati-patni 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye He
Agar 2no Me Se 1 B Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal Sakti
Isliye 1 Stepny
(Girlfriend) Hamesha Rakho
Santa call to FM Radio:- I have found wallet with Rs15000 of Mr.Shyam
RJ:- Sir you want 2 return it ?
Santa::- Nahi re...I want 2 dedicate a sad song 4 him.
Why am I so afraid to lose you when you are not even mine?
खुद वो बदलाव बनिए जो दुनिया में आप देखना चाहते हैं.
हाथों की लकीरों पर बराबर विश्वास नही करना चाहिए क्योंकि तक़दीर तो उनकी भी होती है जिनके हाथ नही होते
Girl : Bus karo rat ke 12 baje se kar rahe ho,subha ho gai hai thake nahi kya..
BOY : ye to kuch b nahi he Ab to me din rat karunga q k. Muje 30000sms free he
A Good Lecture Should Be Like A
Girl’s Mini Skirt
..
Long EnoughTo Cover The Subject,
AND,
Short EnoughTo Create Interest.
Gf- I love you.
Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.
Q. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE ..
A. Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai...
Doosari bigarti hai to -SHURU- ho jati hai
Santa Banta Se- Yaar I-m Going Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai Batao..
Banta - Mai Ja Raha Hu...!
Santa - Are Jate Jate Matlab To Batake Ja…. Hahaha…..
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