Funny Jokes to Share On Whatsapp

Unknown August 15, 2014

Funny Jokes to Share On Whatsapp

Baap of all Joke......

संता को मुगलों ने पकड़ लिया और उसे अकबर के पास ले गए....

अकबर: इसको बंदी बना दिया जाए...

संता: नहीं नहीं जहाँपनाह ! रहम !!!

मुझे बंदा ही रहने दो...

Girl: I fell in love with him at second sight.

Friend: Never heard of love at second sight?

Girl: At first sight, he was crossing the road and on the second sight, he got into his Bentley ....

Jyaada padhi likhi biwi hone ka dukh -

Husband calls his wife in the evening n asks:Aaj

khaane mein kya pakaya hai?

Wife: Fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas and tender golden lentils that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels. Served with dollops of fragrant clarified butterand double skimmed single tone curd with mint .

Husband: WOW...SOUNDS YUMMY?? WHAT IS IT CALLED?

Wife : Khichdi!

Dahi rayte ke saath....