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New jokes in market
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
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Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
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Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
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A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
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A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
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Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
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Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
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Shortest Joke !
Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.
Banta: toh border pe bhej de
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Gf: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns
Gf: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
BF: jaa meri ma, tu ghar jaa
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Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala....
All scientists failed to answer this....
Ques. : Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
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Santa - Besan ke pakode!!
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Joke of 2014
Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi.
Baju se ek aadmi bike se jaate hue bola...
"Jaaneman, zara chehra to dikhati jao "
Ladki : "Papa, main hoon! Pinky..."
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New jokes in market
Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
***********************************************
Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
*******************************************************
Employee: Sir You are like a lion in the office! What about at home??
Boss: I am a lion at home too, But Goddess Durga sits on the lion there !
************************************************
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
***************************************************
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
**********************************************
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
****************************************************
Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
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Shortest Joke !
Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.
Banta: toh border pe bhej de
**************************************************
Gf: Hey baby, what plans for weekend ?
BF: Income Tax Returns
Gf: Hey first part kab release hua tha?
BF: jaa meri ma, tu ghar jaa
******************************************
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Iss baar Santa ne Physics ko hila daala....
All scientists failed to answer this....
Ques. : Which liquid turns into solid on heating?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Santa - Besan ke pakode!!
*******************************************
Joke of 2014
Ek ladki dupatta mooh pe lapete hue Scooty se ja rahi thi.
Baju se ek aadmi bike se jaate hue bola...
"Jaaneman, zara chehra to dikhati jao "
Ladki : "Papa, main hoon! Pinky..."
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