Awesome Funny Hindi Jokes for Whatsapp Facebook

Awesome Funny Hindi Jokes for Whatsapp Facebook

Ek "CHUHA" THA?
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Battameez sara msg hi kutar gaya..
Warna itna kuch likha tha aap ki tarif me ki bus poocho hi mat.

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 Life mein 2 bate hamesha yaad rakhna


1. Hawa chalti he to patte hilte hai.

2. Nahi chalti, to nahi hilte.


bas yaar Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai, dete rahenge.......

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SCIENCE kehti hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki ''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu... Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?

Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you, Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi

Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon, lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.

No claps plz....I dnt like publicity..

bas ab Thanks mat bolna, Jab tak knowledge hai dete rahenge...

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4 sardaro ne mil ke
petrol pump khola
1 bhi customer nai aaya ..Kyun..?

Petrol pump was on 1st floor..


Chal ek aur...

Fir charo ne usi floor pe
Restuarent khola
1 bhi customer nahi.. Kyu..?

Petrol pump ka board nai hataya..


Chal ek aur...

Fir charo ne 1 taxi li.
1 bhi sawari nahi.. Kyu..?

2 sardar aage
Aur 2 piche baith ke
Sawari dhund rahe the..




Chal ek aur...

Taxi kharab ho gayi.
Charo ne khub dhakka lagaya.
Taxi wahi ki wahi...Kyu..?

2 aage se and 2 piche se dhakka de rahe the..




Chal ek aur....

Fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko
kidnap kiya.
Bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le ke aa, warna tujhe maar denge.

Bachha ghar gaya
Aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye....Kyu..?

Bachhe ka bap bhi sardar tha...!
Plz, phone mat fek dena...

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Santa Electric Shop me:
2 pankhe dena 1 ladies or 1 Gents.
Salesman: pankho me ladies or gents nhi hota.
Santa: Saale kaise nhi hota 1 BAJAJ ka de or 1 USHA ka

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Killer One:

Sardar Mount Everest Pe gaya.

3 Baba Baithe The
Aur Tambaku Ragad Rahe the.

Sardar- Baba Ye Kya hai?

Baba- Masala..

Sardar- O Teri, Everest Masale Aap Banate Ho 

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8 आश्चर्यजनक सत्य :

1. भारत में 80% लोग दुध नहीं पीते।

2. यु.के. में अब तक जुड़वा बच्चे पैदा नहीं हुए।

3. नेपाल में टाईगर इन्सानों के साथ सोते हैं।

4. साँप को अगर हवा में फ़ेंका जाये तो वह 10 सेकेण्ड तक उड़ सकता है।

5. ज़ेबरा का दिल नहीं होता।

6. बंदर चाईनिज ज़ुबान समझ सकते हैं।

7. हाथी के दुम के 1 बाल से एक वक्त में 3 मोबाइल की बैटरी चार्ज कर सकते हैं।

8. ये सब पॉइंट गलत हैं।


हम खाली बैठे टाइम पास कर रहे थे।


ध्यान से पढ़ने का शुक्रिया......बाकि आप भी शेयर करके टाइम पास कर सकते है ...
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Kya Ye Gadha Aapka Hai.?
Agar Nahi To Isko Aage Bhejte Rahiye Jiska Hoga Wo Rakh Lega. 

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Indian wife sanskaro wali hoti hai
Wo kabhi sabke samne apne pati ko

"Abe Gadhe" aur
"Oye Gadhe" ya
"Sun Gadhe"

nahi bolti

Isliye wo short me
"A.G. / O.G./ Suno G"
Kehti hain..   

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Punjab me 1Train k niche 100 Sardar
aa gaye!

99 Mar gaye...

1 Bach gaya

Reporter ne Usse Puchha : "Ye Sab Kaise huaa.?"

Sardar bola- "Galat Announcement ki vajah se,
Announcement huva tha ke Shatabdi Express Platform par aa rahi hai!"
To Sab Ghabra k Platform se Utarkar Patri par Aa gaye!
Par Train Platform par nahi,
Patari par Aayi...

Reporter : Aur Aap Samajhdar Nikle Jo Patri par nahi utre!

Sardar : O Ji nahi,
Mai to Suicide karne Aaya tha, Announcement Sunkar mai Patri se Hatkar Platform Pe Let gaya tha".

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 Married Man Bechara  Dukhi bhi nahi ho sakta....

 Wife:
I love you baby..




 Husband (softly) :
I love you too..




 Wife :
Upset kyun lag rahe ho....??




 Husband :
Bas thoda mood off tha..

 Wife:
Doston ke saath to bade khush rehte ho,
aur mere saath hi drame..




 Husband (pyar se) :
Aisa kuch nahi jaanu,
tabiyat thodi theek nahi hai..




 Wife:
Haan abhi dost phone karega to 2 sec mein tabiyat theek ho jayegi..




 Husband:
Dost kahan se aa gaye,
mera mood thoda upset hai bas..




 Wife:
Mere saath hi ye sab hota hai,
friends ke saath enjoy karte ho,
badi has has ke pictures click karwate ho.
Ya koi aur ladki pasand aa gayi..??




 Husband (aur jyada pyar se) :
arrey, kahan se kahan baat le jaa rahi ho..?




 Wife:
Aaj sab clear hoga !!




 Husband: Kya clear karna hai jaanu,
aisa kya ho gaya..??




 Wife (khud confused) :
Jab tum khud clear nahi,
tumhe kuch pata nahi to main kya bolun..!!




 Husband :
Tumhe hua kya hai ??
 kis baat pe upset ho ??
Batao!!




 Wife:
Tumhari sangat hi kharab hai !!




 Husband:
Mere saath to tum ho!!




 Wife:
Ab bohot ho gaya,
ab aur nahi!!




 Husband (fully crashed) :
Hua kya hai ?
ye to bata do..




 Wife:
Hum ab saath nahi reh sakte?..




 Husband:
Ye baat kahan se aayi?..




 Wife:
I want Divorce..




 Husband:
Ok..!!




 Wife (gone crazy) :
Haan, yehi chahte ho tum to,
fir tum jo marzi kar sako..




 Husband:
Arrey tumne khudne bola abhi,
maine kya galat kaha..??




 Wife:
Itni problem thi to bola kyun nahi,
main khud bina bole chali jaati tumhari life se..




 Husband (apne baal pakad kar) :
Mujhe meri galti to bata do..




 Wife:
Waqt aane pe pata chalegi tumhe apne aap, jab main chali jaungi..




 Husband:(confused)
Acha, to main wait karta hoon sahi waqt ka..




 Wife:
Tum serious kab hoge..??




Husband:
Ab kya hospital mein admit ho jaun,
serious hone ke liye?..




 Wife:
Go to hell..!!
Dont call me again !!.




Husband:(shocked)




 AFTER 3 HOURS..




 Wife:
Tumhe pata hai na,
main tumhare bina nahi reh sakti jaanu,
sorry !!! I love you my baby..




 Husband (Sab bhool kar) :
Acha, I love you tooo...




 Wife:
Acha chalo ab batao Upset kyun lag rahe ho ?............... !!!!

सभी शादीसुदा लोगो  के लिए...   

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 Thought 4 d 'Romantic Monsoon' !!

Avoid meeting ur Girlfriend during Monsoon...
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She will become
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'Mom-SOON.. 

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True lines.....
Bachpan me ham waha sona pasand karte the jaha se chand tare dikhe.
 Aur aaj waha sona pasand karte hai jaha charger laga sake. .:)

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Seasonal Love story :-

Wo ladki aaj b garmi me mar
rahi hai,
Jisko Maine kabhi kaha tha...
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Tum iss sweater me Katrina
Kaif lagti
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