Clean Naughty Jokes to share on Whatsapp
A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'
Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'
Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!
Condom says to Kotex, 'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'
Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months
Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid replied:
'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)
A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!' so he ran off with the TV and VCD...
Jack had a blind date with Jill for the prom and, as the evening progressed, he found himself more and more attracted to her.
After some really passionate embracing, he said, "Tell me, do you object to making love?"
"That is something I have never done before," Jill replied.
"Never made love? You mean you are a virgin?"
Jack was amazed. "No, silly!" she giggled. "I've never objected!"
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