Funny Status in Hindi

Funny Status in Hindi

Waqt Ke #Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye,

#Tanhai Ki Gehrai Mein Utarte Chale Gaye :(

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#Jannat Thi Har Subah Shaam Jin #Dosto Ke Saath,

Ek-Ek Kar Ke Sab Bichhadte Chale Gaye :(

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Thanks to #WhatsApp

Saale Sab Phir Wapis Mil Gaye!!! :D :P

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Ek ladki ko koi phone pe unknown no. se

call karke preshan kar rha tha.

To us larki ne nya sim card liya

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Us unknown no pe call kar k kaha

maine vo sim band kr diya hai

ab tujhe jo karna hai kar le

girls kitni genius hoti hai na :D

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Agar Zindagi Me Kamyab Insan Ban'na Hai,

To Apne Se Aagay Wale Ka Pajama Utar Do,

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Wo Sharam Se Wahin Beth Jae Ga,

Aur Tum Aagay Nikal Jayoge... lol  :D :P

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Ek sachha dost wahi hota hai

jo pehla aansu pakad le

Doosra rok le

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Agar fir bhi na ruke to

zor se Thapad mar ke kahe:-

le abb khull ke ro le :P

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Female mein bhi 'Male' hota hai,

Woman mein bhi 'Man' hota hai,

She mein bhi 'He' hota hai,

so we can say Girls are nothing without boys

boys thoko Like (y)

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70% Girls sweet hoti hain

75% beautiful hoti hain

85% intelligent.

90% masoom hoti hai &1 00% pyari hot hain

kull mila kar 70+75+85+90+100

sab ki sab 420 hoti hain..THOKO LIKE

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Boy: I love you.

Girl: Baba ji ka Thullu.

Boy: I'll die for you.

Girl: Baba ji ka Thullu.

Boy: I can't live without you.

Girl: Baba ji ka Thullu.

Boy: I can do anything for you.

Girl: Baba ji ka Thullu.

Boy: I'll give you a diamond ring.

Girl: Really?

Boy: Baba ji ka Thullu !!! :D :P

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1 ladki ki death ke Baad Uski #Friend

uske boyfriend ke paas gayi or boli,

"Kya main uski jagah le sakti hu......??"...

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Superb Answer...

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BoyFriend- "Mujhe to koi Aitraz Nahi

KABRISTAN walo se puch lo." :v :P

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School ka vo Last day....

jab sari ladkiya Saree me aati hai....

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We all have a feeling k saala ye "Pooja" bhi Itni Sunder hai

School dress mein pata hi nahi chala yaar...

Ye to Pat hi Jaati...

And jab U think k last me baat karunga...

Uska bhai usko lene aa gaya. :D :P

Childhood Memories !!!

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Women are like police, they can have all the evidence in the world but they still want a confession.

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I want to make a Facebook account and the name will be Nobody so when I see stupid crap people post, I can Like it. And it will say Nobody Likes This.