Funny Jokes in Hindi for Facebook

Funny Jokes In Hindi

·        2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

·        Sardar: Oye tu har message Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

·        1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

·        In class rum boy update on facebook
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first comment from
teacher- beta math me 0 mila h aake dekhega ya phr tag karu....:D;)

·        ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ...
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isme 1 missing hai...
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dobara padh rahe ho....
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kabi abc me 1 aata hai...
kitni umedo se padaya hoga tumari mumy ne..

·        Must read..

pura padho maza aa jayega...

1 Bache Ne Class Me Potti Kar Di..!!

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Teacher Ne Us Ko Rs. 50 Ki Jurmane Ki Parchi

Thama Di....!!

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Bacha: Ye Kya Hai.?

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Teacher: Rs. 30 Potty K

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Rs. 20 Susu K.....

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Bache Ne Jeb Me Hath Dala Toh Rs. 55

Nikale....

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Teacher: Ye Jyada Q..?

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Bacha: Vidhya Ke Mandir Me Baitha Hun Jhoot

Nhi Bolunga Sir......

Ek Paad Bhi Mara Tha,

yea, 5 Uske lea.....!!

·        Girlfrd. ko palkon pe bitha lo
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De kar khushi uske sare gham chura lo
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Pyar karo uski saheli k saamne
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Itna ki
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Uski saheli bhi kahe
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Janu Mujhe bhi pata lo..   

·        Teacher class me padate samay example bta rahi thi,
present, past , future ka.........
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teacher - me sunder thi , sunder hu
aur sunder rahugi....
aB tum batao bachho ??.
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student - mam ye aapka weham tha ,
weham hai aur weham rahega... 

·        Girl : Mujhe Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho......?
Tumhari Koi Behen Nhi He Kya.......?
Boy : Hai IsLiye To Dekh Raha Hu...
Girl: Kyun.....?
Boy : Meri Behen Ko
BHABHI
Chahiye.......!!!

·        Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha
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bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola:
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor
macha
dunga ..
Hahahahahaha.. Students Thoko Liike 

·        Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola :
BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai.
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Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ??
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BOY :- Lo...
Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....
girl Shocked - boy Rocked

·        On Facebook..
Richa: *Uploads a pic of her with
bf* Love of my life!
Manisha: Wow, gr8 couple ya, made
for each other, I'm so happy ya
muhhaha ! :'* :'*
Chat-
Manisha: Richa ka boyfriend kaisa
bandar hai!
Meenakshi: Ye bhi to bandriya hai!

·        Aaj ke Mahan Vichar :-
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Agar koi apko dekh kar darwaza band kar
deta hai to
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yaad rakho
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Kundi dono taraf se hoti hai,
ap bhi bahar se
band karke bhaag jao... 

    

·     Ek Baniya Sadak Par Chal Raha Tha
To Ek Bhikhari Uske Paas Aaya.

Bhikhari: “Bhagwan Ke Naam Par
Kuch Paise De Do 4 Din Se Bhukha Hun.”
Baniye Ke Mann Mein Pata Nahi Kya Aaya
Baniye Ne 100 Ka Note Nikala Aur Bhikhari Ko Dikhate Hue Bola
“100 Ke Chhutte Hain Tere Paas.”

Bhikhari With Excitement: “Haan Bilkul Hain,  Bhala Ho Tumhara.”
Baniya Muskurate Hue Bola: To Pehle Wo To Kharch Kar Le...