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    ·       Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? 

·       Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

 ·       Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. 

·       Gone are the days when the old country doctor would drive out to your house and amputate your infected leg for a basket of goose eggs and a rhubarb pie.

 ·       Rumo!” said Rumo. “That’s right!” Smyke exclaimed. “You Rumo, me Smyke.” “You Rumo, me Smyke.” Rumo repeated eagerly. “No, no.” Smyke chuckled.

  ·  Sometimes people try to expose what’s wrong with you because they can’t handle everything that’s right about you. 

·       Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream hope and love makes life beautiful. 

·       Everyone wants to be someone’s everything. 

·       Don’t waste your words on people who deserve your silence. Sometimes the most powerful thing you can say is nothing at all. 

·       Love and compassion are necessities, not luxuries. Without them humanity cannot survive 

·       When your mumma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced.  

·       My parents don't realize I'm pretty good kid compared to a lot of teenagers these days. 

·       Treat your women like you treat your smartphone: touch her often, stare at her , and make her most important thing in your life. 

·       5 stages of life: 1. Just a kid.  2. Don't want to be a Kid.  3. Afraid you're still a kid. 4. Definitely not a kid. 5.Wish you were a kid. 

·       There comes a time when you have to be strong, hold your head up high, and know you did your best! Don’t ever settle for less than what you deserve..