Mahatama Gandhi Quotes status and Jokes for Whatsapp Fb

Mahatama Gandhi Quotes status and Jokes  for Whatsapp Fb

Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony. Mahatma Gandhi

Where there is love there is life. Mahatma Gandhi

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. Mahatma Gandhi

When I admire the wonders of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in the worship of the creator. Mahatma Gandhi

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Mahatma Gandhi

You must be the change you wish to see in the world. Mahatma Gandhi

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. Mahatma Gandhi

You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. Mahatma Gandhi

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Mahatma Gandhi

The good man is the friend of all living things. Mahatma Gandhi

It is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold and silver. Mahatma Gandhi

An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind. Mahatma Gandhi

My life is my message. Mahatma Gandhi

A nation's culture resides in the hearts and in the soul of its people. Mahatma Gandhi

There is a sufficiency in the world for man's need but not for man's greed. Mahatma Gandhi

It may be possible to gild pure gold, but who can make his mother more beautiful? Mahatma Gandhi

I suppose leadership at one time meant muscles; but today it means getting along with people. Mahatma Gandhi

Anger is the enemy of non-violence and pride is a monster that swallows it up. Mahatma Gandhi

There is more to life than increasing its speed. Mahatma Gandhi

Jokes  

टीचर – बताओ 1869 में क्या हुआ था?,

बंटी – जी, महात्मा गाँधी(Mahatma Gandhi) का जन्म,

टीचर – शाबाश बैठ जाओ,

टीचर पप्पू से – 1872 में क्या हुआ?

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गाँधी जी 3 साल के हो गए :)

बैठूँ क्या ,,,,, :) :)

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped

Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

Sometime after independence four great leaders of the country – Mahatma Gandhi, Subhash Chandra, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question. When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadnt given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!

Santa: Yaar Ek Baat Puchhu, Har Note Pe

Bapu Gandhi Ji Ka Hansta Hua Picture Kyon Hota Hai?

Banta: Arre Moorkh, Agar Rota Hua Hota Toh Note Geela Ho Jaata!