Clever Whatsapp Facebook Status in English one line status
God is really creative, i mean…just look at me.
May I go to the toilet = I’m fucking bored.
When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I
drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic.
Why do parents get so upset about little things like goddamn I
left a plate in the sink not a dead body.
Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.
They say “don’t drink and drive”. Well…. yesterday I was drinking
a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass.
That moment when a question on a test is so hard that even your
inner voice is like “Fuck this shit lets work at McDonald’s”.
Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money.
:’).
Today morning when I was driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.
I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some
money so that I can buy the ingredients?
.webp)
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