Awesome Funny Jokes to share on Whatsapp Facebook

Awesome Funny Jokes to share on Whatsapp Facebook 

In 1980, IDBI Bank rejected LOAN for Ambani.

Now in 2014, Mukesh Ambani is planning 2 buy IDBI Bank.

Morale : NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

In 2014, SBI Bank rejected Loan for me.

But, in 2016, I m planing to

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Apply LOAN again.

BCoz it is Govt Bank! We can't buy. 

MORAL: There is a limit for everything.

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:1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??

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kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo.

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Jab kutte ki mout

aati hai.

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To kutta mar jata he..

Tumhe to har baat me twist chahiye. Kutta hai koi rajnikant nahi..

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आज कल के बच्चे।

Buzurg: Beta kaise ho??

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Boy: Uncle theek hu,

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Buzurg: Padhai kaisi chal rahi hai??

Boy: Bilkul aapki zindagi ki tarah

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Buzurg: Matlab??

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Boy: Bhagwan ke bharose

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Seeing a Lizard on ur bed is not the actual problem..!!

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The Real problem Starts When It Disappears..!!!

gayi kahan..?

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