Attitude Status One line for Facebook Whatsapp
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
If you see me smiling it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing it's because I've already done it.
Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.
If a stranger offers you a piece of candy...take two.
Sometimes the first step to forgiveness, is realizing the other person was born an idiot.
I wanted to thank you personally for the like. That’s why I’m in your house.
Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
There are no limits to my perfection – a monkey was thinking while looking at a human.
If you got tired of living, don’t share your thoughts with all your friends – they might not give you a chance to change your mind…
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