Cool Funny Awesome Husband Wife Jokes For Facebook Whatsapp

Cool Funny Awesome Husband Wife Jokes For

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Husband-Darling !! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.??

�Wife-Idhar udhar Q likhte ho ??

Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho�.. !!!

Moral : biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!! .

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Prabhu..

Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.

Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me!

Sab prabhu ki maya hai

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A Man praying in

Kumbh Mela...

Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...

...Hey Prabhu, nyay karo...

...Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh main...

Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo J J.                    

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Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,

main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.

husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,

Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo!!!    J :p      

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Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.

Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata J ;-p !!!!

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Aaj ka Gyaan

सरदर्द होने पर कुछ देर अपनी पत्नी से जरुर बात करें.....

क्यूंकि ज़हर ही ज़हर को काटता है..  !!!!!