Whatsapp Facebook jokes Collection

Latest jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook

Oxymoron: An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....

Here are some funny oxymoron's :

1) Clearly Misunderstood.

2) Exact Estimate.

3) Small Crowd.

4) Act Naturally.

5) Found Missing.

6) Fully Empty.

7) Pretty Ugly.

8) Seriously Funny.

9) Only Choice.

10) Original Copies...

And the great one

11) Happily Married

Who are MEN?

Woh jo Narak meih bhi mile to kahe ....

"Abe !! Yamraj ki Beti dekhi ?? Aag hai Aag "!!

Who are Women ??

Woh jo swarg mein bhi mile, toh kahe

"Apsara Dekhi..

No Dressing sense at All"..

Height of guessing an answer......

Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya.

Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....

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Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5

Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka???

Boy: ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun..

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Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santa's door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai??        

Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!!

Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!

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Santa to Son: "maths vich fail kyu hoya"..

Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8..

Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8

ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..

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Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi

Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ...        

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Sir: Define Energy ?

Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas.

Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo.

Santa: "and this is called Energy......"

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Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?

Santa: " Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!!

Salesman Fainted

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