Double Meaning Jokes For Facebook Whatsapp

Double Meaning Jokes For Facebook Whatsapp

Arz kiya hai.... 

Maine hamesha zindagi mein DHOKE hi khaye hai.

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Maine hamesha zindagi main DHOKE hi khaye hai.... 

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Grapes,

Mango,

Apple

Chiku

amrud

cherry

Pineapple

Strawberry

Pear

Watermelon

Sub DHOKE hi khaye hain.

Aap bhi DHO KE hi khana.... 

Hygenic hota hai... :) ;-p

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Six Golden Rules For F***ing

1. F***ing once a week

is good for your health but harmful if done every day.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind

and body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After f***ing don't eat too much; go for more liquids.

5. When f***ing try to stay in bed because it can save you valuable energy.

6. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level

SO REMEMBER - *FASTING* is good for your health - may The Almighty cleanse your Dir*y Mind!  :) ;-p