Facebook Status for Boys

Facebook Status for Boys

·       Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: Either they have no wife to go home to, or they do. :p



·       Dear Good Boys,
          do not worry having no girlfriend this time. Remember, bad boys will always have the best girlfriend but they will never have the best wife.



·       Girls don't need make up to look pretty for a guy. Is it true?



·       "I am single, because i haven't found someone who deserves ME"



·       A man's biggest mistake is giving another man an opportunity to make his woman smile.



·       My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate.... Now I have 2 Girlfriends! :p



·       A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished. :P



·       Latest research: "Boys Always remain faithful to girlfriend....!!!"

        But Which Girlfriend...?          
   That is still a topic of research! :P



·       Dear girls, don`t flatter yourself. i sent you a friend request, NOT a wedding proposal.



·       you`ll never loose women by chasing money. But you`ll loose money by chasing women.



·       Women have an amazingly mysterious ability of communication. They listen half, understand quarter but can tell double.



·       It`s funny how girls RUN from the guy who try to make them happy, and FIGHT for the ones that make them cry.



·       Don`t take too much time to text her back.. It makes her feel you`re talking to someone more important than her.



·       Girls Are Like Police. Once They Get Hold Of All The Evidences, They Still Want To Hear The Truth From You.